Bruce Willis and Mary-Louise Parker just did an interview for their new movie "RED 2", and it was PAINFUL. Bruce Willis just wouldn't cooperate with the guy. He just sat there ignoring and insulting him all the way through it. Mary-Louise Parker hardly said anything because she couldn't believe it. It started when the guy asked Bruce what his favorite location was in the film. Bruce said "Istanbul," which wasn't one of the locations in the film. The interviewer pointed it out, and Bruce said he just meant IN GENERAL, he likes to film in Instanbul. After the Istanbul thing, it went downhill fast. The interviewer tried to be nice and say he had seen the film, and Bruce started talking down to him like a little kid. Bruce asked him if any actor had ever explained to him how they're not acting when they're in an interview, they're only there to sell the film. Total tool.
The royal baby made his first appearance today, with William and Kate in front of the hospital. The parents spoke to the media for a few minutes. Basically the same questions all parents get asked: what does he weigh, which one of you does he look like, did he cry a lot. William made a joke about telling the baby he was rude to come late, when all the people were waiting outside for him.
ABC News went around last night asking little kids if they had any good suggestions for what to name the royal baby. One kid said to name him "Linc," as in Abraham Lincoln. Another kid just said, "Kanye."
Penelope Cruz gave birth to her baby on Monday . . . the same day as Kate Middleton, which probably helped her and Javier Bardem keep it under the radar. Sources say Penelope had a girl, and the birth took place in Madrid. There's no word on a name. Penelope and Javier also have a 2-year-old son named Leonardo.
Jimmy Fallon's wife Nancy Juvonen gave birth to a baby girl early Tuesday morning. There's no word on a name. Their rep says they're, quote, "overjoyed about the arrival of their beautiful daughter." This is the first child for Jimmy and Nancy, who runs the production company Flower Films with Drew Barrymore. Jimmy is 38, Nancy's 46. Jimmy kept his wife's pregnancy under wraps, even while making jokes about the Royal Baby.
Geraldo Rivera attempted an explanation of his nearly naked self portrait on his syndicated radio show yesterday . In a nutshell, he said there was alcohol involved, that he had no one to talk to and he was amazed by his 70-year-old body. Rivera explained, "There I was, 2:30 in the morning on Sunday morning...and there's no one to talk to, everyone's asleep...I had a drink and, you know, I had taken that picture Saturday morning and I was looking at it...and I said 'you know, I gotta tweet this thing."
Amanda Bynes was placed on involuntary psychiatric hold Monday night, after starting a fire in a woman's driveway in Thousand Oaks, California. They'll hold her for up to 72 hours while they evaluate her mental condition. Here's what happened: Someone driving through a Thousand Oaks neighborhood called 911 after witnessing a woman standing in a driveway next to a small fire. For some reason, Amanda had walked onto the driveway with a gas can and lit the fire. Then she put a flaming rag on top of the gas can. Her pant leg briefly caught on fire, but she wasn't injured. Several people rushed over to check things out, and Amanda tried to take off in a cab. But by that time, the cops had showed up. They asked Amanda some questions, and determined by her answers that they needed to take her in. This actually happened in Amanda's old neighborhood, where her parents still live. But the woman who lives in the house had no idea who she was or why she'd want to light a fire in her driveway.
On Sunday, Amanda was kicked out of a retirement community in Thousand Oaks, where she claimed she was trying to visit a relative. Police were called, but Amanda wasn't arrested. As for why Amanda is back in California, a source says she ran out of money and couldn't find a place to live in New York City. Meanwhile Amanda's parents are considering obtaining a conservatorship, just like Britney Spears' parents did. And not so coincidentally, Britney's conservatorship was preceded by a 5150 hold. A source says, quote, "Her parents are absolutely sick with worry about their daughter. They have previously met with lawyers to discuss the possibility of taking legal control of Amanda's life." For the record, Amanda hasn't been charged with any crimes, so doctors can release her at any time, if they think she's not a danger to herself or others.
"Showbiz Tonight" pulled up an old clip of Amanda Bynes when she was young and had it together, where she was talking about why she never got in trouble like other celebrities. And she said maybe it wouldn't always be that way. She said she didn't do drugs, but maybe one day she would be a drunkard and give us some things to talk about.
Conan O'Brien made fun of Anthony Weiner after his press conference yesterday. He says Weiner's wife said she'll stand by her husband especially when he's on the computer.
And Letterman talked about a big milestone for McDonald's coming up. He says they're about to sell their 300 billionth hamburger. And they might be close to selling their 18th salad too.